[Intro: Craig Scissorhands]
Whiskas
Hi, I'm Guap Sensei, I just put my penis in a waffle iron 'til it flattened

[Chorus: pixl]
If he doesn’t shut the fuck up I may have to get the glick
Fist fight make my hand go red, I hit you with the iron fist
Everybody in the fucking underground is little kids
Grab my throat and pin me down and tie me up, I am a bitch

[Verse 1: pixl]
Yuh, ayy, put you in yo' place
I'ma get my blade and then cut off yo' ugly face (Ayy, ayy)
Get the fuck outta my room, I'm tryin' to learn how to tie a noose
Yeah, so I can have some decoration in my tomb
I'ma Guap Sensei bitch, I'm a money master
Put the strap into his chest and he goin' die faster
If you causin' drama, I will ghost you like I’m Casper
I swear to God, if you don’t fuck off I'ma get the blaster
Yah, yah, swear to God bitch, I'ma snap the gauntlet
And make half of all the universe pay for their sins
Yeah, they deserve it, nobody to worship
I’m about to give my heart it’s own fucking abortion
Yeah I’m about to rip it out
Put my dick up in yo' mouth
Body swimmin' like a trout
[Chorus: pixl]
If he doesn’t shut the fuck up I may have to get the glick
Fist fight make my hand go red, I hit you with the iron fist
Everybody in the fucking underground is little kids
Grab my throat and pin me down and tie me up, I am a bitch

[Verse 2: Craig Scissorhands]
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Walk inside this hoe with brass knuckles, I might put you down
Walk in with a dead faced grin, I don’t got a frown
If he talkin' out his neck then we gon' fill him up with rounds
.30 in his body, got him soggy while he walk around
Like yuh, yuh, yuh, I just beat it from the back end
Murder on my mind, I feel like Melly when I step in
Strapped up like a, woah, dyke yeah
Put him in the ground if he be talking out his neck like yeah
He playing wit' me better sit up, I got my fists up
Middle finger up to the sky cause I hate the system
I'ma have to put it in her throat 'till she got the hiccups
On the ground, tell that boy to get up
I been making noises in my basement making more than you
I just saw some crack upon the ground and I might snort it too
I'ma have to put a pussy boy inside the dirt if he talk tough
.45 gonna get you cropped up
If you wanna fade me and Pixie gonna stomp you
First day out feel like Tee Grizzley (Said she didn’t care!)
Now she tryna get wet with me (Push you down the stairs!)
Said he wanna fade with me but I know he don’t, don’t, don’t
I'ma make you choke, choke, choke, got my hands on her throat
So I leave 'em both there, pull her hair too
I don’t care about your opinion, no one asked you
Swallow glass shards faggot, I'ma hit you with the hatchet
Then put you down inside the dirt and now you like a maggot
Saw a pussy boy, he ran away because I got karambits
I keep hiding bodies in the back, it’s a bad habit
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
[Outro: pixl]
If he doesn’t shut the fuck up I may have to get the glick
Fist fight make my hand go red, I hit you with the iron fist
Everybody in the fucking underground is little kids
Grab my throat and pin me down and tie me up, I am a bitch