Craig Scissorhands
GREYSTONE
[Intro: WARLRD]
Attention, residence and staff of the Greystone asylum. Recently, our most dangerous subject, known as Craig Scissorhands, was announced dead. Investigation towards the situation has been pursued and we have found that the death has been faked. Our subject is said to have escaped and is residing in the woods behind the hospital. Do not leave your dorm for any reason, unless personally told to by your advisors. All doors have been locked and the surrounding city will be alerted shortly.