[Chorus]
I just called up the suicide hotline
I got five or ten fucking minutes, who the fuck is this?
Please don't call up the suicide hotline
They just wanna waste your time
What the fuck?
What did I do to deserve this?
I've been trying real hard to find a purpose
Called the suicide hotline, he said I'm worthless (Uh, huh)

[Bridge]
We gon' call, like what did I do to you?
What did I do to you?
Okay that was- okay that was really bad I just fucked up all the notes
But It's okay, cause' the suicide hotline is fucking horrible
If you call it, you're extremely homophobic
'Cause literally, they just waste your time
Fuck the suicide hotline, yo

[Chorus]
I just called up the suicide hotline
I got five or ten fucking minutes, who the fuck is this?
Please don't call up the suicide hotline
They just wanna waste your time
What the fuck?
What did I do to deserve this?
I've been trying real hard to find a purpose
Called the suicide hotline, he said I'm worthless (Uh, huh)
[Spoken]
Uhh
Pressing every key on my keyboard

[Chorus]
I just called up the suicide hotline
I got five or ten fucking minutes, who the fuck is this?
Please don't call up the suicide hotline
They just wanna waste your time
What the fuck?
What did I do to deserve this?
I've been trying real hard to find a purpose
Called the suicide hotline, he said I'm worthless (Uh, huh)