TomSka
Real Man! (skateboarding cow song)
[Intro]
Skateboard

[Verse 1: LilDeuceDeuce]
Every day you wake up, try to do the best you can (Skateboard)
Try to show the world that you can be the bigger man
Some people wanna drag you down, they just want to battle
They all try to act the same, like sheep or like cattle

[Pre-Chorus: LilDeuceDeuce]
They don't know what to do
'Cause they've never seen a man like you

[Chorus: LilDeuceDeuce and Chorus, Backing Vocalist]
I'm a man
Yeah, I'm a real man
Yeah, I'm a man
I'm a man
Yeah, I'm a real man
Yeah, I'm a man
Skateboard

[Verse 2: LilDeuceDeuce]
Every day you keep grinding, gotta rise to the top (Skateboard)
Too late to slow down, just don't stop (Don't stop!)
Work hard! Improve! Show them your raddеst moves
Shake off the hatеrs like you've got nothing to lose
[Pre-Chorus: LilDeuceDeuce]
They don't know what to do
'Cause they've never seen a man like you

[Chorus: LilDeuceDeuce and Chorus, Girl, Real Man]
I'm a man
Yeah, I'm a real man
Yeah, I'm a man
I'm a man
Yeah, I'm a real man
Yeah, I'm a man
I've met a real man
Yes, I am real man; you wanna go skateboards?

[Break: Vocoded vocalists]
Kickflip!
Stalefish!
Roast beef!
Beep beep!
Flopdrop! Muffin-top!
Train skid! Waffle grid!
Bomb blow! Potato!
Christ air! Moon bear!

[Bridge: LilDeuceDeuce]
Sometimes you lie, head under the covers
Have to admit, some days are harder than others, but
It's time to get up and give it one last try
One last blast before we say our goodbyes
[Pre-Chorus: LilDeuceDeuce]
They'll all know what to do
When they see a real man like you

[Chorus: LilDeuceDeuce and Chorus, (Chorus), Vocalist]
I'm a man
Yeah, I'm a real man
Yeah, I'm the man
I'm a man
Yeah, I'm a real man
Yeah, I'm the man
I'm the man (He's the man)
Yeah, I'm a real man
Yeah, I'm the man (He's the man, he's a real man)
I'm the man (He's the man)
Yeah, I'm a real man
Yeah, I'm the man (He's the man, he's a real man)

Skateboard