[Verse 1]
Hey! I like your bra!
Thanks, I got it from my very best friend
Fucked  her once in high school and then never again
Drugs and money, who's between your covers
Wouldn't matter to me one way or the other

[Pre-Chorus]
When  thots and animals storm the capital
You'll  watch C-SPAN for fun
'Cause it's a fucking drag
And it's  crazy sad
But you'll do what's gotta be done
So get on with it

[Chorus]
"Are you really gonna save the world like that?
With  your tits half out on Instagram?"
I mean, yeah, motherfucker, that was always the plan
I'm gonna wear this shit to Congress, man
So, hop off my dick
'Cause this whole thing makes me feel sick
If words are gold, no mattеr who they're told by, then why can't shе say them to you?
And do you get why it makes me so blue?

[Post-Chorus]
Don't yell at me, I love you
Don't kill me, please, I'm trying so hard
Life and liberty, sometimes property, the right to try to feel good
Her heart is pure, the math checks out, so what's the move?
How could you do this when we learned it all from you?
[Verse 2]
Here's a little fact, I cry all the time
I cry for fucking healthcare, for the grand design
Sometimes it's sad, sometimes it's bittersweet
But it's how you'll know I'm me
And now gun control's a fuckin' tricky problem
I don't know if anybody knows how to solve it
But if I were in Congress and someone shot up a school
I'd fucking cry about that too
And so, my question is do you?

[Chorus]
"Are you really gonna save the world this way?
Crying like a bitch every fucking day?"
Hell yeah, motherfucker, I'm afraid it's true
Humans are in pain, what's wrong with you?
So, hop off my dick
Your Nixon smile makes me fuckin' sick
You should be just as wrecked as I am
I'm pretty fuckin' angry that you're not

[Pre-Chorus]
And when thots and animals storm the capital
You'll watch C-SPAN for fun
And I know it sucks but you're fucking tough
And you'll do what's gotta be done
So don't quite on me
[Bridge]
When soft boys and their succulents
And girls dressed to crack skulls
Take the capital and render its capital null
I'll feel a bit more pumped and a bit less sad
Paint our shirts, say we're sorry, and call our dads

[Pre-Chorus]
Don't yell at me, I love you
Don't kill me when I'm just trying to help
Her heart is pure, the math checks out, so what's the move?
How could you do this when we learned the rights from you?

[Chorus]
God fuck, with  thots and animals storm the capital
You'll  watch C-SPAN for fun
And it's  fucking rough but you're full of love
And I think that you could consider running 'cause
I'll vote for you