[Verse 1]
I saw the new boy that you're talking to
He's so much cooler than me, I've gotta give it to you
Takes you out to museums to look at pictures of Rome
I've got no interest in museums, rather stay at home
He's got an old film camera, matches your 70s look
I've got an iPhone, but it doesn't catch the vibes that you want
You wear flares and say you're looking for some indie love
I've got a fringe, you've got a fringe, is that not indie enough?

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, tell me what you want
'Cause I could wear corduroys and affect a voice
But it still wouldn't work, we're too far apart

[Chorus]
You like vintage cars, but I find them impractical
You break my heart 'cause maybe in another world
We could be together forever and get married in a Polaroid picture
Could be the boy of your dreams if you gave me the chance
I'd even cut a mullet, you just have to ask
We could make it happen, happy-ever-after in a Polaroid picture

[Verse 2]
You told me you'd both booked a holiday to Bali
You asked if I was jealous and I told you hardly and it's true
Not gonna dress in tweed just to impress you
This little game is through 'cause
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, I know what you want
You want me in corduroy, but I'm not your boy
Not gonna sell my soul for a Polaroid

[Chorus]
You like vintage cars, but I find them impractical
You break my heart 'cause maybe in another world
We could be together forever and get married in a Polaroid picture
Could be the boy of your dreams if you gave me the chance
I'd even cut a mullet, you just have to ask
We could make it happen, happy-ever-after in a Polaroid picture

[Post-Chorus]
A Polaroid picture
In a Polaroid picture
But I'm out of shot and the framing's off
I'm not standing there with you

[Bridge]
You break my heart
'Cause maybe in another world we be together forever
But whatever

[Chorus]
You like vintage cars, but I find them impractical
You break my heart 'cause maybe in another world
We could be together forever and get married in a Polaroid picture (In a Polaroid)
Could be the boy of your dreams if you gave me the chance (If you gave me the chance)
I'd even cut a mullet, you just have to ask
We could make it happen, happy-ever-after in a Polaroid picture