*Door Knocks*

[Skit: Man 1, Chhura & Sidhu Moose Wala]
Oye ah kehra agya ****?
Oye chhura, Darwaja khol oye!
Pataa ni kehra beh geya tadke darwaje te aake
Kholda bai
Pataa ni **** rapaiya paun agya tadke

*Door Opens*
Haan! Kihnu milna?

*Gunshots*

Bai tusi kaun?

(Haan! The Real One!)