*Chickens clucking*
Hi, I'm Melissa, but call me "Mother hen."
Leader of the step-chickens, cult not a clan
There’s no father rooster; don't need no Schlock
When I'm my own father with this giant horse cock

The other cults be like "notice me senpai"
Tryna get a tentacle from my hentai
I’m Alpha and Omega, the yin and the yang
We don't do quality here, we're a quantity gang

I'm not just fluent in chicken, but also morse code
With my ass cheeks clapping rise up in sicko mode (in sicko mode)

Got victims in my basement who need to shut up
Don't got time for their screams, I got pills to cut up
So I can keep getting high, and going on benders
Although do keep in mind that I'm a sex offender

Yeah, I'm Chunkysdead, but not dead
I've got my own yeast so I bake my own bread
You can find me on "Cornhub" for your pleasure; viewing
You’ll see me on screen and say, "Step-Chicken what are you doing?"