(excerpt from 'The Dangerously Yours Radio Program'): "'Dangerously Yours': a half hour of romance and adventure, brought to you this time every Sunday by the Vick Chemical Company. And today—"

[Verse 1]

Katie Kodyello
Running through my head
Lying in my bed
But she's not interested

Katie Kodyello
Sittin' in the park
Laughing in the dark
Messing with my heart

Katie Kodyello
I was on the mend
Drove me 'round the bend
Got me in the end

Katie Kodyello
Fucking my best friend—

Oh

(Look at it. A shooting star. A shooting star!) (It's nap time.) (There is something you wish for. What's your wish?)

Katie Kodyello
Says she doesn't mind
Spendin' all the time
Caught up by my side

Katie Kodyello
Called me on the phone
"I wanna be free
Wanna be alone"

Katie Kodyello
Bringing me down
Up with this sound
No, oh, oh oh!

[Chorus]

After I'm tucked in
That's when she fucked him
I smell her perfume
There in the next room
He thinks I don't know
But I heard it all so...
That's how it all ends
I miss my best friends
Yeah, I miss my best friends

[Verse 2]

Damian Castano
Calling me his bro
Everything's a show
No one gotta know

Damian Castano
Look' me in the eye
Doesn't have to try
To be the better guy

Damian Castano
Bringing me down
Up with this sound
No, oh, oh oh!

[Chorus]

After I'm tucked in
That's when she fucked him
I smell her perfume
There in the next room
He thinks I don't know
But I heard it all so...
That's how it all ends
I miss my best friends
Yeah, I miss my best friends

[Bridge]

(There's a gun in my hand, Gus. I'd advise you to be careful what you say.)
(You won't do it. You can't pull it because you love me. Isn't that why you're waiting?)
(I am not—) ([?])
(You want my heart stricked with agony, my hands to shake. You want me to bleed my life so you can make a generous gesture and spare me!)
(I'm tired of listening to you!)
([?])
(I was as honest as I knew how to be.)
(You think I wanted to love you? You don't even suppose that every hour we've been together I was thinking she's just pretending?!)
(I wasn't! I loved you!)
(And I loved you so much I let you pretend! Because I was certain you brought something to my pain I couldn't stand with [?], I loved you, Catherine.)
(You're determined to die with a life—)

(Rather melodramatic aren't you?)

Oh

[Chorus]

After I'm tucked in
That's when she fucked him
I smell her perfume
R'there in the next room
He thinks I don't know
But I heard it all so...
That's how it all ends
I miss my best friends
After I'm tucked in
That's when she fucked him
I smell her perfume
R'there in the next room
He thinks I don't know
But I heard it all so...
That's how it all ends
I miss my best friends

I miss my best friends...

[Outro]

(You broke me from the day we met.)
([?])
(Hmh, but has many a men fall in love?)
(I couldn't've betrayed you.)