Harries i don’t like you
Why are you homophobic
I am in love with a guy
Go suck a big fat dick

No i’m not fucking camille right now
Taylor is gay too
Please leave me alone before kendall takes a shit on you

I don’t care about your opinion
Jeff isn’t my best friend
I don’t like my managers
Why are you convinced that i do

I’m in love with louis tomlinson
Ohhh can't you seeeee?
I’m as gay as a rainbow
And i’ve read tired tired sea

Young and beautiful is the best fanfic
Billie jean is my favourite song!

The kid is not his son
He isn’t dating an elevator
Leave louis alone
Before i throw a chair at you