[Verse: Homer, Marge, Both]
Boy, the way The Bee Gees played
Movies John Travolta made
Guessing how much Elvis weighed
Those were the days
And you know you were then
Watching shows like Gentle Ben
Mister, we could use a man like Sheriff Lobo again
Disco Duck and Fleetwood Mac
Coming out of my 8-track
Michael Jackson still was black
Those were the days