[Verse 1: Homer]
Chubby dude in a tiny car
Making friends both near and far.
In this little town he's a shooting star!
That's a chubby dude in a tiny car

[Verse 2: Homer, Lenny & Carl, Barney]
From Shelbyville to Zanzibar
It doesn't matter where you are
There's not a thing that can com-par
To a chubby dude in a tiny car