[Skit: Ronald Chevalier]
Ah! What a beautiful day in a concrete jungle
I think I'll go down to Calliope and just be a fucking dickhead!

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Damn, I feel good today. I look forward to going in and just beating the shit out of somebody and taking their money
What a fucking great job I have

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I wonder why I feel so good
Could it be the music?
Could it be my breakfast?
Or could it just be the fact that I just hate everybody?
Damn it, it has to be that
Life is grand, life is great
I need myself a real cheap date
Some woman I can take to McDonald's, spend a dollar twenty-five on and have, like, the best time of your life with afterwards
Life is too good to believe sometimes
But we all can't have it the way I do
So, to all you suckers out there, kiss off. All right?
Bye-bye

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