[Verse 1]
It took me five bars
Saw thirty license plates
I saw her mustang
And my eyes filled up with rage
I brought my pistol
But I ain't some kinda fool
So I walked right in barehanded
She was on his arm while he was playing pool
Just like I used to do

[Chorus 1]
She kissed him while I got a beer
She didn't think I'd show up here
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

[Verse 2]
I watched her for a while, but I didn't like her walk
Came across kinda cheap to me
But hey, how's that my fault?
She looked at my man
Like he didn't have on a stitch
Somebody tell that girl
To step up to the plate, I'm gonna pitch
Little bitch
[Chorus 2]
Well, those pretty girls can play their game
But they're damn well gonna know my name
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
Hey

[Verse 3]
I started throwing things and I scared folks half to death
I got up in his face, smelled whiskey on his breath
Didn't give a second thought to being thrown in jail
'Cause, baby, to a hammer, everything looks like a nail
I'm mad as hell

[Chorus 3]
Those pretty girls, they're all the same
But they're damn well gonna know my name
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend