[Verse 1]
Dear Darlin'
You smell like Aunt Teresa
Cigarettes and pizza
Perfume and white wine
Dear Darlin'
Your lack of ambition
And abundance of bitchin’
Is a total waste of time

[Chorus]
Like a sailboat on the ocean
My world was yours to take
Until your wind became an anchor
And my ship just up and sank
So I'm writing words on paper
Can’t stand to see your eyes
Cussing you in cursive, hope this letter makes you cry

[Verse 2]
Dear Darlin,'
You're the worst kinda person
On this ever loving earth and
I just thought you oughta know
Dear Darlin'
Well here's some free advice
For once in your life
Try being nice
[Chorus]
Like a sailboat on the ocean
My world was yours to take
Until your wind became an anchor
And my ship just up and sank
So I'm writing words on paper
Somethin’ ‘bout it just feels right
Cussing you in cursive, hope this letter makes you cry

[Post-Chorus]
Baby cry
Baby cry
Baby cry
Baby cry
Baby cry

[Chorus]
I’m writing words on paper
It’s a bittersweet goodbye
Cussing you in cursive, hope this letter makes you cry
I’m cussing you in cursive, hope this letter makes you cry

[Post-Chorus]
Baby cry
Baby cry
Baby cry