[Verse 1]
I left the beans on
I put my jeans on
And drove down to the Jonesville News and Times
I said to the man
"I need to place an ad
How much will it be for these four lines?"
'Cause my husband's pissed me off
For the last time

[Chorus]
Trailer for rent
No down payment
Comes with some holes and dents
Where I got tired of his shit
Call if you're interested
Trailer for rent

[Verse 2]
It's been ten years
Ten thousand beers
He's still sittin' right there on the couch
I played the missus
And I've done the dishes
'Bout time somebody got the hell out
My phone ought to be ringin' right about now
[Chorus]
'Cause there's a trailer for rent
No down payment
Comes with some holes and dents
Where I got tired of his shit
Call if you're interested
Trailer for rent

There's a trailer for rent
No down payment
Comes with holes and dents
Where I got tired of his shit
You better call if you're interested
Trailer for rent

Trailer for rent
Trailer for rent