I'm good at wasting time
I think lyrics need to rhyme
And you're not asking
But I'm trying to grow a moustache

I eat cheese, but only on pizza, please
And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla
Otherwise it smells like feet to me
And I, I really like it when the moon looks like a
Toenail
And I love you when you say my name

So,if you wanna know
Here it goes
Gonna tell you this
The part of me that'll show if you're close
Gonna let you see everything
But remember that you asked for it
I'll try to do my best to impress
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain
My heart, well you asked for it, for your perusing
At times confusing, slightly amusing
Introducing me

Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo, Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo
Doo, Ladadada Ladadadadadadadada