Sparky Deathcap
The Legend of The Polyester Fleece
Many years ago there lived a man
Who wandered round the world without a coat
He said he left his jacket on the hill
He said he left his jacket on the hill
Why did you leave your jacket on the hill?
Why did you leave your jacket on the hill?
The polyester in the jacket was restricting my movement
I couldn't frolic with the lambs
If you find his jacket on the hill
You'd better beware of a fashionable bear with it on
'Cause it'd take quite a shine to Yves Saint Laurent