[Verse 1]
Hallowe'en is the only day
When you can go on dates
If you have an ugly face
Or you're disfigured

[Verse 2]
You can wear a costume
Or just say that its a mask
And you can bet they'll never ask
About the pustule

[Verse 3]
If I have learnt one thing
A bowling ball is just a pumpkin
Thats been suddenly surprised
Or slightly startled

[Verse 4]
Hallowe'en is the one day
Where you can blackmail neighbours
Into giving sexual favours
For sweets

Thats it! Now you're getting it!
[Verse 5]
You could play a trick like
Switch their toothbrush for a mouse
Drive your car into their house
If they deny you

[Verse 6]
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Just let mе [?]
[?] the sky likes ac/dc

[Verse 7]
And if you evеr wake up
From a 17 month coma
On the last day of October
Then you'll find

[Verse 8]
The world's now populated
By zombies and the dead
Make sure you aim straight for their heads
With your shotgun

[Verse 9]
The thing you hear the most
Is a meeting with a one eyed ghosts
Well a one eyed ghost
Is really just a poncho
Only idiots
Wear ponchos
Ponchos
Pon- ponchos, ponchos
Ponchos
Ponch- ponchos