[Intro]
(Grandmastafunk in this bitch)
Hey guys

[Verse 1: Slump AK]
Shot my lil' cousin and took his shoes
Customized my AR like it's Black Ops II
Beat up a crackhead sniffin' Gorilla glue
This bitch nasty as hell, she smell like doo doo
Just shot at a black man, it was Barack Obama
Beat up a crackhead who look like Barack Obama (Bruh)
Bought a fake ID, now my new name Bruce Lee
This is PooPoo Records, fuck a PeePee
Shot him twenty times, and now I got a smile on my face
Sold percs laced with fent now I got a case
Just popped twenty tabs, I think I'm finna die
Slapped my lil' cousin, he started to cry
Called up Spazzo suckin' on a hot dog
Beat up a crackhead who looked like a hot dog
Just caught one of my opps and hit him with a bazooka
Then I go to his crib to beat up his grandma
Then I beat up his wife
Then I beat up his newborn baby
Beat my lil' cousin ass, he suckin' his own meat
This dude Mark weird as hell, he asked for pics of my feet
Punched him in the face and knocked out his teeth
Just beat the fuck out of a lil' baby
Ugly ass, bitch ass, fuckin' fat ass baby
Stinky ass, small ass, bald ass baby
Diaper head ass, shit ass baby
[Verse 2: Spazzo]
Shot a n***a because I thought he was a twerkin' hot dog
Get on Xbox, I got your IP log
Caught my baby cousin watchin' leap frog
Just scammed a n***a, his name was Uncle Terry
My shooter aim is too good, I'm shootin' like Larry
Beat up a dog 'cause my friend said it don't bite
Next thing you know, that jawn tryna bite me

[Verse 3: Lil Rocket Launcher]
Stole my grandma weed and she beat my ass
She said give it back, so I gave her grass
Dudes in white robes, what the fuck is this clan?
Killed both of his parents, now they call him Batman
Chillin' at home listenin' to TV static
He smoke one blunt, now he think he's an addict
Got so high, I saw a pterodactyl
Just beat a n***a ass with a ping pong paddle
Me and Slump the best duo, that ain't no cap
Just punched his girl 'cause she was fat
If they pull out guns, we pull out straps
Bend they ass over and hit from the back
Shoutout Lil Slaughter for makin' the edits
Just burned down the school and blocked all the exits
Finna do drugs with my local crackhead
Woke up the next day, turns out that I'm dead
This bitch tried to give me head, but she had herpes
Just slapped the gym teacher, he made me do burpees
Just killed a n***a, now I'm gettin' chased by the FBI
I just ate rat poison, I think I'm gon' die
Just found the crackhead who stole my bike
I'm mad as fuck, I got beat up by a dyke
[Verse 4: Spazzo]
AK
Pull up on his ass and let the bullets penetrate
I let the glizzy take him out, like a date
From Chicago, so you know I'm drivin' a Wraith
Bitch throw em up, he's gon' get shot in the face
Gon' spray on his booty hole, just like some mace
Split persona, so you can call me two face
That n***a just a rookie, he using Grabify
Fucked a bitch yesterday, she said she used to be a guy
Kicked a n***a off his Xbox and boot his wifi
Fucked a raccoon and put it on Syfy
Killed Donald Trump and now they call me the good guy

[Outro]
Oh shit, they jumpin' me! They jumpin' me!
Scooby Dooby Doo
Hey guys, today I'm gonna be turning into super saiyan 3, you ready? Let's go, AHHH!