[Intro: Lil Garbage Truck]
This is a certified hood classic
E-E-E-Enrgy made this one
Aw, Enrgy
Yah
Yah
What? Ayy
Lil Garbage Truck, yeah

[Verse 1: Lil Garbage Truck]
I’m getting tired of this water gun I’m finna use my penis
I just scammed The Solar System for a planet, I think it was Venus
N***as fucked up in the crib tryna suck my weenus
I’m finna make that bitch tell and come and suck my penis
I just smacked a fat n***a with a debbie cake
I just scammed WaffleHouse for the Pancakes (Bruh)
This bitch so nasty she eatin’ raw steak (Bruh)
N***as fucked up in the crib wearin’ Rawls bake (Bruh)
I just beat a n***a’s ass with some Ramen Noodles
I just wеnt to jail for one night and turned into a Ramen Noodlе
I just pulled up on Eli and my gun went, “Click, click, pow”
N***a, Eli stopped babying, I heard screaming, “Dick, dick, now Faggot (Bruh)

[Verse 2: Lil Rocket Launcher]
N***a broke as hell, he got a 10 dollar bill
Got that n***a addy now he telling me to chill (Rada, Rada)
Takin’ too much Percs, I think I’m getting dumber (Bruh)
Jumped your little kid, it was little boy drummer
I’m the best at scamming, bro, I just scammed Jesus Christ (Bruh)
Got robbed by a Mexican named Jesus Christ (Bruh)
Whipped out my dick and yo bitch said, “Jesus Christ” (Bruh)
Checked my bank account and I said, “Jesus Christ”
Off a autopsy, I just killed 2 fucking tractors
Fuck math class I don’t even know my factors
She wearin’ Victoria Secret sandals so she knows she stink
Slump AK just shot me ‘cause I called him a chink
[Verse 3: Lil Garbage Truck]
I just smacked that n***a Slump AK with a Chum Burger (Bruh)
N***as fucked up in the crib eating... Chum Burger (Bruh)
I just raided Mark’s class now he’s finna get expelled
I just scammed my school ‘cause they wouldn’t let me fail

[Verse 4: Poodle Dior]
I just scammed Roblox for a new opp pack
N***a so broke he can’t afford an opp pack
This hoe so wet I’m like, “Give me that mop back!”
This n***a thought it was 2013 he still got a SnapBack (Bruh)
I just scammed the military for a new SCAR
I’m like, *eating noises*, call that ASMR
Then I went, “Rada, Rada, Rada” (Rada, Rada, Rada, Rada)
Know this n***a skinny as hell I stabbed him with a Spork
I just cheated on my girl she called me a bad sport
This bitch so nasty she got Genital Warts
She put a Perc in my drink I call her Bill Christ (Bruh)
This n***a raping little girls I call him Bill Christ (Bruh)
Somebody took this n***a to Latino Manhood
How you always fit one girl in the Backwood?
But it’s Poodle Dior, n***a, don’t forget the name
I just scammed Rosa Parks for the back of the train (Bruh)

[Verse 5: Slump AK]
Just killed one of my opps in the back of a train
Shot 22 shots at his brain (Bruh)
Just scammed my lil cousin out of a fake tin
60 4 3 shots smoking booty hole stink
This dude’s barber shop beat with my Ramen Noodle
Then I went to jail and turned into a Ramen Noodle (Bruh)
The dude is fucked up in the crib Mike with the Ramen Noodles
Believe this bitch just said my dick as big as a Po doodle
I got a AK-47 I pull up on the US Military
I’m finna shoot up the whole US Military
I just smelt like 10 blunts to pass the time
Shot him in the back and cracked his spine
60, 4, 3 runtz smokin’ Rada, rada, rada (Rada, rada, rada, rada)
Called up a plung ‘bout some booty hole runtz
60 4 3 runtz smokin’ on
[Outro]
This is a certified hood classic