[Verse 1: XVNNY]
I'm watching hoes give head on the TV
While me and my bitch have phone sex
From opposite ends of the bed
Yes
This that shit we bumpin'
During post-coitus
Love and hate put on display
She like to put it in my face
I'm rarely sober in the day
But that's besides the point, honey bunny
You just love me for my money
Don't you act like you above me
We still bumpin' uglies
Cause we help each other feel less lonely
And I'm distraught you tryna turn us into something ugly

[Hook: XVNNY]
Darling you my artsy little Columbine shooter
Plugging up my heart while you dance on the computer
Webcam chats are dangerous
You're like a virus baby
You put me in critical condition
Every time I see you

[Verse 2: Fellatia Geisha]
Leave him in critical condition
When im finished with him
He’s covered in blemishes n bruises
With a head contusion
You loser
Send em to the intensive care unit
Cause I’m so insensitive
I broke his heart in two
He attempted suicide
Dude, you'd be better off if you died
Take my advice
And sip on this cyanide
Bye bye
Didn't even cry
I was just relieved that id never have to see you
Call the ambulance
It goes "wee ooo wee ooo wee ooo"

[Hook: XVNNY]
Darling you my artsy little Columbine shooter
Plugging up my heart while you dance on the computer
Webcam chats are dangerous
You're like a virus baby
You put me in critical condition
Every time I see you