[Chorus]
Here in Chadwell
We have a lot of chavs
That no one will have
I'm notorious
And anxious
Cause of all this madness
Here in Chadwell
We have a lot of chavs
That no one will have
I’m notorious
And anxious
Cause of all this madness

[Verse 1]
Ay yo
As you know I'm from Thurrock
And it's a war zone
The rest of the world says were a laughing stock
That’s not what I want on my tombstone
We have a lot of 800 pound gorilla's
And the criminals get away faster then cheetahs
We have a Gateway
That leads to a Highway
Which leads to hell
And just let that dwell
Unfortunately a lot of people can't spell
Livin here isn't a treat
It feels like Albatross
And you never know when you could get doubled-crossed
Because this place is just chaos
Maybe I'll have a retreat
And join the elite
To achieve I must leave
But I can't because it boiled slow
There are too many buns in ovens
By Thurrock citizens
I'm everyone's best friend
You could call me a dog
And I’d be great as a polliwog
Coming here? I wouldn’t recommend

[Chorus]
Here in Chadwell
We have a lot of chavs
That no one will have
I'm notorious
And anxious
Cause of all this madness
Here in Chadwell
We have a lot of chavs
That no one will have
I’m notorious
And anxious
Cause of all this madness