LUCIEN:
Look!
I have three figs
With purple peels I did
A fig pyramid

Some people feel that
Figs are of all fruit and vegetable
The most detestable
Don't you listen
You're my best friend this side of the Seine

COLLIGNON (Spoken):
Give the lady her fruit and stop playing at work, you idiot!

LUCIEN:
Three figs and Lucien

COLLIGNON (Spoken):
Just that word makes me sick!

LUCIEN (SPOKEN):
What, figs?

COLLIGNON (Spoken):
Ah!

[DIALOGUE]

LUCIEN:
Figs all in a bunch
They want to be my lunch
This fig is lone
I'll name him Figaro

I don't know why people hate you so
Even Jesus ate you; so big and juicy
You're my best friеnds this side of the Seinе
Three figs and Lucien
COLLIGNON (Spoken):
Stop torturing me with that ridiculous fruit, you idiot!

LUCIEN:
Three figs and Lucien
Three figs and Lucien
Three figs and Lucien
Three figs

[DIALOGUE]

LUCIEN:
A fig