[Verse 1]
I wanted to go outside
I thought about it, then I got too high
It's funny, I'm always online
But if you reach out, I will never reply

[Pre-Chorus]
And I reckon that's why I've got no friends
People get mad when they're left on read
No matter, I've got my bed
And real big dreams, but they're stuck in my head

[Chorus]
I could be the new Scorsese
I could drive a pink Mercedes
I could be a winner, baby
But I'm too fucking lazy
I could be the next First Lady
I could lead thе U.S. Navy
I could be a hero, baby
But I'm too fucking lazy

[Verse 2]
I'm trying to get in shapе
But I would rather play video games
Man, I'm sorry that I'm so late
But really I'm shocked that I'm even awake
[Pre-Chorus]
So guess I'll just blame the leaves I smoke
For making sure I've got no clean clothes
Yeah, I'm busy, I'm on my phone
With all the people who are cutting up soap

[Chorus]
I could be the new Scorsese
I could drive a pink Mercedes
I could be a winner, baby
But I'm too fucking lazy
I could be the next First Lady
I could lead the U.S. Navy
I could be a hero, baby
But I'm too fucking lazy

[Post-Chorus]
Oh-oh-oh, yeah
I sing, "Oh-oh-oh, yeah"
I sing, "Ooh, yeah"
Baby, ooh, yeah

[Bridge]
So all my house plants die and all my best friends cry
They keep asking why I left the party and I didn't say goodbye
I should get inspired, but I'm just too tired
[Chorus]
I could be the new Scorsese
I could drive a pink Mercedes
I could be a winner, baby
But I'm too fucking lazy
I could be the next First Lady
I could lead the U.S. Navy
I could be a hero, baby
But I'm too fucking lazy

[Post-Chorus]
Oh-oh-oh, yeah
I sing, "Oh-oh-oh, yeah"
I sing, "Ooh, yeah"
Baby, ooh, yeah
Oh-oh-oh, yeah
I sing, "Oh-oh-oh, yeah"
I sing, "Ooh, yeah"
Baby, ooh, yeah

[Outro]
Oh-oh-oh, yeah
Oh-oh-oh, yeah
Ooh, yeah
Baby, ooh, yeah