[BITSY, spoken]
I hate that park, Shampagne, it's just a patch of dirt and weeds...
And we're gonna buy it, oh yes we are, my little baby
We're gonna do the biggest real-estate deal in the history of the world!

[sung]
Central Park
With a GAP and Dunkin' Donuts
Central Park
Get your wallets out and go nuts
Formally, a playground for the city's filth and grime
Now we'll put a condo there
And a condo there
And a T.G.I. Friday's there

I'll poison this spot
And I will not get caught
And then like it or not
They will sell me the lot
It's central to my plot!