[GRIFFIN]
When there's a man outside your window
And he's out there looking in, oh
And you know it's just his job to clean the windows
That's how his day goes

But the look upon his face shows
That this might be way too close
Way too close
You're fully naked and he's basically a foot away
That's way too close
Way too close
That it what I mean when I say you're too close

{BIRDIE]
I don't get what you're saying
It sounds like he was just concerned
And I feel like that is earned

[GRIFFIN, spoken]
You're not getting it

[sung]
When there's a boy who loves his piggy

[BIRDIE]
Sounds like a great piggy
[GRIFFIN]
But the pig gets really biggy

[BIRDIE]
Piggy's gotta grow, gotta fly

[GRIFFIN]
And his daddy says, "it's time to gimme Piggy"

[BIRDIE]
What?

[GRIFFIN]
He's coming with me

[BIRDIE]
Oh no!

[GRIFFIN]
The boy forgot that they were farmers

[BIRDIE]
Pig farmers

[GRIFFIN]
And he knows that he is
[BOTH]
Way too close
Way too close
Now he can barely eat his bacon
And he knows that he was
Way too close
Way too close

[GRIFFIN]
Wouldn't you agree he got too close?

[BIRDIE]
Is it like when a stranger in the next stall over
Asks you for some toilet paper, which is fine and dandy
Until they start to tell you all about their day without you asking
And they talk to you while you can hear everything

[GRIFFIN]
Everything

[BIRDIE]
Everything

[GRIFFIN]
Everything
[BIRDIE]
Everything

[BOTH]
You don't know what the heck is happening
Or how to stop whatever it is
Yeah, whatever it is
Uhuh, it's way too close
Way too close

[BIRDIE]
None of this applies to me
This family's my family

[GRIFFIN]
You're way too close

[BIRDIE]
Never too close

[GRIFFIN]
Way too close

[BIRDIE]
Never too close

[GRIFFIN]
This is why it's bad to be too close

[BIRDIE]
This is not that boy and his piggy

[BOTH]
That boy is probably a vegan now because he got way too close
And it's hard to be a vegan
'Cause there are not as many options
I guess that's something we agree on