Central Park Cast
Big Deal
[BITSY]
What's soft and white
And has a family crest?
Sitting on his fortune
Like a viper on his nest
Big deal
And you, little missy
With your money grab
Playing with your ponies
While your daddy pays the tab
Big deal
Damn the patriarch
Bitsy's got some news to share
I'll take Central Park
Make it like a real Times Square
Those fools and frauds and failures
Ought to kneel
Before a real big deal
And you, dearest cousin
With your blockhead face
Burning through your money
Like a human fireplace
Big deal
Ahoy, Captain Crunch
If I could have a word
Why you gotta dress up
Like you're Thurston Howell the Third?
Big Deal
I just wanna scream
Desecrate their hallowed halls
Take one for the team
And kick them in their bocce balls
I'll sign, initial, notarize and seal
What is a real big deal