[BITSY, spoken]
Can we get on with it?

[ROBERTA, spoken]
Okay! So we go that way to that corner of the office, stay close to the windows, and no tripping. 

[BITSY, spoken]
Get ready to lose… a newspaper!

[DOUG, spoken]
What did she say?

[PAIGE, spoken]
Just root for Roberta to win!

[ROBERTA, spoken]
You, with the boyish charm. You say "go."

[DOUG, spoken]
I guess that's… me?
On your marks… Get set…

[PAIGE and ENSEMBLE, sung]
Go! (Go!)
Go! (Go!)
Uh-oh, we're down to the wire
Go! (Go!)
Go! (Go!)
Uh-oh, we're down to the wire
[PAIGE]
The paper's on the line, they made a wager
All for a ribbon, and the pressure's major
(Ooh) Roberta's gonna catch her
(Ooh) I think we'll need a stretchеr

[OWEN]
Too many choices and my head is swimming
I nevеr knew this was so hard for women
(Ooh) These bras are overwhelming
(Ooh) What is supportive shelving?

[OWEN, ENSEMBLE]
Go! (Go!)
Go! (Go!)
Uh-oh, it's down to the wire
Go! (Go!)
Go! (Go!)
Uh-oh, it's down to the wire

[MARVIN, spoken]
Are they even moving?

[PAIGE, spoken]
Sort of? Kind of? A little bit?
[Roberta and Bitsy cough, already exhausted from running.]

[OWEN]
Can it be?
Is it calling to me?
It was hidden from view
Girly, sporty, and blue
Oh, my God, I would kill for this bra
I would go right to jail
Look at that, it's on sale! (On sale!)

[ENSEMBLE]
(Wire!) Uh-oh, we're down to the wire
Down to the wire
Down to the wire
(Wire!) Uh-oh, we're down to the wire
Down to the wire
Down to the wire