[PAIGE, spoken]
My detective series, Hunter-Gatherer, was about a woman detective named Hunter who gathered evidence. 

[MOLLY, spoken]
I have a note. 

[COLE, spoken]
I do too. 

[PAIGE, spoken]
If it's about the title, I don't wanna hear it. 

[COLE, spoken]
Okay, never mind. 

[MOLLY, spoken]
It's not a great title. 

[PAIGE, sung]
Cruising down the road and look at me go now
I'm an author, just like Jodi Picoult now
Hit detective series
With Reddit fan page theories
"It's the doctor!"
Former journalist that's got a new hеadline
"Local woman hits paperback big time"
Going on my book tours
Hitting all thе famous bookstores
Cramp, cramp!
Check it out, here's a different Paige
Check me out while I turn the page
Living that good life, knew-that-I-could life
Now, now, now
Look at how now we meditate
Wow, 'cause we're now on a different wave
Startin' our days with yoga and sage
Like, ow, ow!
Not flexible yet
When I get a call from Hollywood's number
I pick it up, they say "What up?
And we wonder
Would you be ecstatic if your books were cinematic?"
Cut to:
I'm on a set and giving notes on the screenplay
I'm pounding lattes from the crafty caffeine tray
Acting nonchalant, 'kay
That we somehow cast Beyoncé
Every few months we take vacations
That's where I get my inspirations
Deep-sea dives, looking fish in the eyes
Like, whoa, whoa, whoa
Then we go to the dolphin encounter
Swimming with dolphins, nothing profounder
Setting them free 'cause they belong in the sea
Like, go, go!
[MOLLY, spoken]
This took a weird turn. 

[PAIGE, sung]
Never thought I'd make The New York Times Best Seller List
Twenty-seven times
Never thought my life could ever be looking like a Nancy Meyers film
Where everything's cream, cream, cream
The kitchen's so clean, clean, clean
There's always pastries on the counter
And it's like, how did they get there
And how does she have the time to bake?
'Cause I'm amazing
No life looks perfect on the page
I'm grateful for every former stage
And life can be rocky, but look where it got me
Now, now, now
Cruising down the road and look at me go now
I'm an author just like Jodi Picoult now