Geniusis 1:1: In the beginning LEMON created the Rap Exegesis.

Geniusis 1:2: And the site was without form, and void; and darkness was still used as a site background. And the Spirit of LEMON moved upon the face of the shitty 2009 laptop.

Geniusis 1:3: And LEMON said, Let there be Cam'ron lyrics: and there were Cam'ron lyrics.

Geniusis 1:4: And LEMON saw the lyrics, that they were good: and LEMON divided the annotations from the lyrics.

Geniusis 1:5: And LEMON called the annotations "tates", and the lyrics he called "poetry". And the evening and the morning were the first day.

Geniusis 1:6: And LEMON said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the annotators, and let it divide the whitehats from the editors.

Geniusis 1:7: And LEMON made the firmament, and divided the whitehats which [were] under the firmament from the editors which [were] above the firmament: and it was so.

Geniusis 1:8: And LEMON called the firmament a "moderator". And the evening and the morning were the second day.

Geniusis 1:9: And LEMON said, Let the whitehats under Rap Exegesis be gathered together unto one place, and it was so.

Geniusis 1:10: And LEMON called the dry [land] the forums; and the gathering together of the waters called editor chat: and LEMON saw that [it was] good.

Geniusis 1:11: And LEMON said, Let the forums bring forth trolls, the troll yielding memes, [and] the memes yielding more trolls after his kind, whose memes [is] in itself, upon the internet: and it was so.

Geniusis 1:12: And the forums brought forth trolls, [and] trolls yielded memes after his kind, and the memes yielding more trolls, whose memes [were] in the Internet, after his kind: and LEMON saw that [it was] good, but there were only too many Drake posts.

Geniusis 1:13: And the evening and the morning were the third day.
Geniusis 1:14: And LEMON said, Let there be staff in the firmament of the heaven to divide the mods from the editors; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years.

Geniusis 1:15: And let them be staffers in the firmament of the staff to give mods upon the site: and it was so.

Geniusis 1:16: And LEMON made two great lights; the street lights to rule the day, and the flashing lights to rule the night: [he made] all of the lights also.

Geniusis 1:17: And LEMON set them in the firmament of the site to give more Kanye stans an opportunity to join..

Geniusis 1:18: And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the tates from the lyrics: and LEMON saw that [it was] good.

Geniusis 1:19: And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.

Geniusis 1:20: And LEMON said, "exegesis" brings forth abundantly too many syllables, that's fowl [that] may fly above the site in the open firmament of heaven.

Geniusis 1:21: And LEMON created "Rap Genius", and every living artist that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every verified tate and cosign after his kind: and LEMON saw that [it was] good.

Geniusis 1:22: And LEMON blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and get this site tons of free publicity by annotating your lyrics.

Geniusis 1:23: And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.

Geniusis 1:24: And LEMON said, Let the annotations bring forth the living creature after his kind, IQ whore, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.

Geniusis 1:25: And LEMON made the beast of the site after his kind, and more IQ whores after their kind, and every bit of IQ that creepeth upon the earth was taken by IQ whores: and LEMON saw that [it was] good, because he then didn't need an excuse to have only 40,000.

Geniusis 1:26: And LEMON said, Let us make a shitton of bad, level 1 verified rappers in our image, after our likeness: and let them pretend to have dominion over the whitehats, and over the editors, and over the IQ whores, and over all of Rap Genius, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth, but in reality give them basically nothing.
Geniusis 1:27: So LEMON created a shitton of bad, level 1 verified rappers in his [own] image, in the image of LEMON created he him; male and female created he them.

Geniusis 1:28: And LEMON blessed them, and LEMON said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the whitehats, and over the editors, and over the IQ whores. However, the only one that succeeded was YEAHTIM.

Geniusis 1:29: And LEMON said, Behold, I have given (allowed Freeus to give) you every lyric bearing potential IQ, which [is] upon the face of all of Rap Genius, and every tate, in the which [is] to give you 5 IQ if you're a whitehat; but to editors it shall be a meaty 15.

Geniusis 1:30: And to every whitehats, and to every editor, and to any user wherein [there is] life, I have given (allowed Freeus to give) every annotatable lyric for IQ: and it was so.

Geniusis 1:31: And LEMON saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, [it was] very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.