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Online School Cypher
[Intro: yes, it's boostyy]
Now, online school
One of THE MOST hated things of 2020 (Facts)
We're rapping about it
I expect this to be all about how it's "bad"
But, maybe not
We'll see
Go!

[Verse 1: Ɖﮑ𝙜 𝑱𝒂𝙘ⱪ]
Ay
I'm about to fall asleep in the classroom
Teacher wake me up, I got 10 assignments due
Man, what's the move? Skip the class
Play a game, hop up on NBA
But my father got a note, its from Mr. Yang
Saying I'm not locked in, but I just shot my shot
The monitor saying it went in
Hard to maintain a straight-A cause
The path to the A ain't that straight
But get outta my way

[Verse 2: Lacibolens]
People be like oh I am going to get up
Some people just sleep in
Cause there is meets
But do I want to get on them
No so bye not getting on that
People dress up
I just like to wear whatever
There is a new thing it is called
Quarantine
[Verse 3: Ɖﮑ𝙜 𝑱𝒂𝙘ⱪ]
Quarantine, more like boring things
Just got a whip, drive me up to Kankakee
Ain't no hoe with me, stuck in class can't you see
I can't get a C, you know how it be
Shit wait, I can't get a B
In between all these girls, tryna play with me
Oh fuck, wait in another meeting, know I'm stuck ay
Balling like Jeremy, coming through in the clutch


[Verse 4: Lacibolens, yes, it's boostyy]
People be acting diffrent
Like they say "You gotta do this"
Why is it so hard
Well we are in a pandemic
Why do we gotta do online school
I don't like it
I hate it
It is so hard the reason is we are used to having help
I hate it (Ok, ok)

[Verse 5: yes, it's boostyy]
Cook in the kitchen, my chef skills the vision
Yeah, I got the game in submission
You want me to fail? Keep wishing
Your money is fiction
Bass real loud, so you best listen
If you try stop me from spittin' bars
Trust me, it's gonna end up with you in prison (Bars)
Bottles filled up when I roll up in the club
Cupid showed me money 'cause she wanted to show me love
Got a Persian girl calling me to come and hug
She real comfy, so I call her a Persian rug (Yeah)
Oh, wait, we were talkin' bout school, right?
Bullies always dissin' us, they needa get right
I don't steal, my own lyrics, I write
Yo, it's been a year since we did this cypher
Get it?
[Interlude: OscarTheGoldfish]
I live in Coronatown, Georgia, where we've had in-person school since August
Unlucky

[Verse 6: PizzaIzLif3]
Online school, man this shit sucks
It's really hard to learn when my teachers don't give a fuck
These teachers ain't good with technology, I think they're older than Methuselah
When they disconnect, I still think "How is any of this useful?"
My school tryna go back, but I'm like "I'll pass"
I still got good grades yet I skip every class
I got a homie attending college down in southern Georgia
All in-person classes, I bet he's already caught COVID
When this private school near me decided to go back
They soon put lessons back to online class
Because a bunch of high schoolers decided to celebrate
And threw a big party then went to school, it had to decontaminate
Even though it's awful, online school keeps COVID rates down
But I can't see any homies that I can joke with and clown
These days, I run my school's meme page
But online learning memes are getting stale
I lost out on this part of life, can I get a rebate?
I feel like an absentee ballot that disappeared in the mail

[Verse 7: Pixie Lee]
Pixie is back again you see
No one in my school calls me Lee (haha)
I really hate this online school too
As I really can't see my boo
Not to mention my net is bad
And logging onto these meets makes it lag
I've got a class in ten
But with no one named Ben
We were supposed to back next Monday
But we were pushed back for another week
It isn't fair you see
Can't they just listen to me?
Oh well, whatever, never mind
I'll say hello, hello, hello, hello
Maybe scare you too
I'll do anything so see my boo
Here's to in person school
Love you, and you love me too (Mwah!)
[Verse 8: @nile_river7]
Not in school cause I dropped out, went and got a job
Work a 9-5, against my will, working for the mob
I got mob ties, gang affiliations with the law
Tryna grow some freeform dreads, Cole, not slaw
Who even likes Coleslaw?
Look up to God, like the Claw
Cacti over White Claw
Sannah, not Santa Claus

[Verse 9: ve1l]
Everybody got they cameras on like bitch I don't know you
Yeah I'm at home but this ain't no homeschool
My google classroom popping off don't play me for a damn fool
My teacher tripping I'm tryna go back to sleep
I be sleeping on my lunch man I don't even eat
I'm writing this shit but I ain't even listen to the beat
Walking around the house no shoes on my feet
I'm deadass like 8 months late to this shit
If my teacher mutes me one more time im gonna *redacted*
Can't say that because I'm not going to jail
All these remind notis coming through my email
Everyone thinks I'm a boy when I'm a fucking female
Fuck ELA man I'm bout to drop at retail
Google meet on mute bitch Im bumping twikipedia
Fuck this google meet im bout to hop on wikipedia
Im alt tabbed no bitch I am not seeing ya
Teacher just kicked me out im like wha