[Narration]

You know, religious people have such beautiful music and art;
And athiests really have nothing...

Until now!

A little tune called "Athiests Don't Have No Songs"

(Christians have)
Christians have their hymns and pages
(Hymns and pages)
Hava Nagila's for the Jews
(For the Jews)
Baptists have the rock of ages
(Rock of ages)
Atheists just sing the blues

(Romantics play)
Romantics play Claire de Lune
(Claire de Lune)
Born agains sing He is risen
But no one ever wrote a tune
(Wrote a tune)
For godless existentialism
(For godless existentialism)