Steve Martin
Men
[Opening Dialog]

[Malarky]
Uh, Captain Columbus?

[Captain Columbus]
Yes, Malarky?

[Malarky]
The men haven't eaten in days, sir.

[Captain Columbus]
Yes, Malarky.

[Malarky]
Captain, I don't think you fully understand. I said: the men have not eaten in days now

[Captain Columbus]
I heard you Malarky, thank you.

[Malarky]
Captain, you've gone quite mad! I'm telling you for the last time: the en have not eaten in days.

[Captain Columbus]
Well, force them! You've plenty of men haven't you?