I was trained to be a terrorist
Lunatic set to go
We're seriously affecting to your health
Me and Julio

I was trained to be a gardener
Lunatic set to go
Professionals are in charge
Me and Julio

And when you're in the shower
Singing "Irish Rover"
I come and waste your furniture
With my brand new lawnmover
When you're in the shower
Singing "Irish Rover"
I come and waste your furniture
With my brand new lawnmover
I'm an
I'm an
I'm an incredible bullshitting man

Yes I am

I was trained to be a terrorist
Lunatic set to go
We're seriously affecting to your health
Me and Julio
I was trained to be a gardener
Lunatic set to go
Professionals are in charge
Me and Julio

And when you're in the shower
Singing "Irish Rover"
I come and waste your furniture
With my brand new lawnmover
When you're in the shower
Singing "Irish Rover"
I come and waste your furniture
With my brand new lawnmover
I'm an
I'm an
I'm an incredible bullshitting man

Yes I am incredible bullshitting man