I’m sick of all this shit in me
Stomach churning, I need some green tea
On these streets I’m known as King Pooper
To the bathroom I’m a daily commuter (hmm)

Ate some Taco Bell (ouch)
Oh my god, this dookie really gonna smell (ouch)
Can’t hold it –
My butthole is about to swell (hmm)
Too much pain –
Gonna make some natural caramel (hmm)

I don’t sneak around, if I do, I will poo (huh)
If I don’t have time, pantomime, I am screwed (aye)
If I don’t have time, Amazon Prime, need some tissue (huh?)
If I don’t have time, text my slime, get some glue (aye)

Let’s go!

Tired of poo-poo-poo
Butthole blazing sound up likе doo, doo, doo
Torpedo locked, guns hot like doo, doo, doo
Thе bathroom is my realm I rule, rule, rule

I just birthed a son
Just came out my bum (say what?)
He really weighs a ton (hmm)
I am Poo King (uh huh)
I’m a fuckin’ don
Hold up what the fuck?
Gautam showed up (uh oh)
Gautam showed up (uh oh, no way)

The spray is on the stool, oh my god
We need the Cashmere Woods, oh my god
Please leave the neighborhood, oh my god


Knock knock knock knock knock please
This bathroom’s occupied, it’s not free
Used to be Poo King; I was the OG
Pop Steam stole the damn title from me

Tired of poo-poo-poo
Butthole blazing sound up like doo, doo, doo
Torpedo locked, guns hot like doo, doo, doo
The bathroom is my realm I rule, rule, rule