The Vaccines
I Never Go Out On Fridays
[Verse]
I took my sharpest kitchen knife
And stuck it in my social life
You were in there somewhere too
I turned it inside out for you

Felt like a tiger shark, God, in a waterpark
And it just ruined the atmosphere

[Chorus]
And now I never go out on Fridays
I haven't got a reason to
I never wanna leave my house no more
There's too many people like you
I never go out on weekends
I don't like the songs they play
I'm never gonna leave my house no more
I won't hear the things that they say

[Verse]
And now I live with what I've done
I raise my glass to everyone
I think about my favourite face
With no whole thought for personal space

I hide here as a show of force
I miss you everyday of course
They stripped me of my social powers
But let me choose my funeral vows
[Chorus]
And now I never go out on Fridays
I haven't got a reason to
I never wanna leave my house no more
There's too many people like you
I never go out on weekends
I don't like the songs they play
I'm never gonna leave my house no more
I won't hear the things that they say

[Bridge]
With all the food for thought
It took an astronaut to help me try and go over it

[Chorus]
And now I never go out on Fridays
I haven't got a reason to
I never wanna leave my house no more
There's too many people like you
I never go out on weekends
I don't like the songs they play
I'm never gonna leave my house no more
I won't hear the things that they say

[Outro]
They don't know me
They don't know me like you
They don't know me
They don't know me like you