[Chorus]
Sleeping on the foldout thanks to me and my big mouth
Why did I do what I did
I shoulda known better than to lie
But it's too late and so tonight I'm
Sleeping on the foldout sofa bed

[Verse 1]
She wanted me to go and see her family
But I told her that I had to work
I never dreamed she'd get home so dang early
And she caught me cleaning fish
Out on our back porch
And now I'm

[Chorus]
Sleeping on the foldout thanks to me and my big mouth
Why did I do what I did
I shoulda known better than to lie
But it's too late and so tonight I'm
Sleeping on the foldout sofa bed

[Verse 2]
I can't believe they call this thing a mattress
It's 2 a.m. and I'm wide awake
Looking back I shoulda just been honest
Instead of telling her the whole staff
Spent the day out on the lake
And now I'm
[Chorus]
Sleeping on the foldout thanks to me and my big mouth
Why did I do what I did
I shoulda known better than to lie
But it's too late and so tonight I'm
Sleeping on the foldout sofa bed

[Outro]
Yeah, I'm sleeping on the foldout sofa bed