[Verse 1]
I can make anybody pretty
I can make you believe any lie
I can make you pick a fight
With somebody twice your size

[Verse 2]
Well, I've been known to cause a few break ups
And I've been known to cause a few births
Well, I can make you new friends
Or get you fired from work

[Chorus 1]
And since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France
Been making the bars
Lots of big money
And helping white people dance

[Chorus 2]
I got you in trouble in high school
But college, now that was a ball
You had some of the best times
You'll never remember with me

[Post-Chorus]
Alcohol
Alcohol
[Verse 3]
I got blamed at your wedding reception
For your best man's embarrassing speech
And also for those
Naked pictures of you at the beach

[Verse 4]
I've influenced kings and world leaders
I helped Hemingway write like he did
And I'll bet you a drink or two
That I can make you
Put that lampshade on your head

[Chorus 3]
Cause since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg and and Bordeaux, France
Been making a fool out of folks just like you
And helping white people dance

[Chorus 4]
I'm medicine and I am poison
I can help you up or make you fall
You had some of the best times
You'll never remember with me

[Post-Chorus]
Alcohol
Alcohol
[Chorus 1]
Yeah since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France
Been making the bars
Lots of big money
And helping white people dance

[Chorus 2]
I got you in trouble in high school
But college, now that was a ball
You had some of the best times
You'll never remember with me

[Post-Chorus]
Alcohol
Alcohol

[Outro]
Alcohol
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Alcohol
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Alcohol
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Alcohol
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Alcohol
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Alcohol
(Na, na, na, na, na na na)
Yeah!