[Verse 1]
Mom and dad went to a show
They dropped me off at grandpa Joe's
I kicked and screamed
Said "Please, don't go"

[Chorus]
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home

[Verse 2]
Had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatoes and stuff like that
I couldn't chew my meat too good

[Chorus]
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home

[Verse 3]
Said "Why don't you stop your crying
Go outside and ride your bike? "
That's what I did
I killed my toe
[Chorus]
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home

[Verse 4]
After dinner, I had ice cream
I fell asleep and watched TV
I woke up in my mother's arms

[Chorus]
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home

[Chorus]
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home

[Outro]
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
I wanna be alone