Man it must be so cool
You're barely out of high school
A seven album record deal
That was no big deal alright
Oh yeah

Too right you're always out of tune
It's your shaggy hair that makes it swoon
It's not what you say it's what you wear
You look good up there alright
Oh yeah

You spend a lot of time thinking about the things you've never had
Congratulations Jessie
Congratulations Jessie
Congratulations
Yeah you finally made it

All across the nation
And on every single station
It's part of Cribs and TRL
Man it must be hell alright
Oh yeah

Crashing all the festivals
Used to seem too impossible
As long as you stay young and tall
God knows where that came from alright
Oh yeah

You spend a lot of time thinking about the cred you'll never have
Congratulations Jessie
Congratulations Jessie

Congratulations
Yeah you finally made it

I went to virtual chip parade
Just outside your Escalade
Everybody round here wants to have your baby
Baby
Ba-by

So sad everybody's watching everything you do
You show 'em all on your reality TV show
Oh-oh-oh-oh
You spend a lot of time thinking about how you've got it so bad
Congratulations Jessie
Congratulations Jessie
Congratulations Jessie
Hey!
Congratulations
Yeah you finally made it

We don't know how but you better believe, gonna rock this town
Rock this town again

We don't know how but you better believe, gonna rock this town
Rock this town again

We don't know how but you better believe, gonna rock this town
Rock this town again

We don't know how but you better believe, gonna rock this town
Rock this town again