[Intro]
"...Some bald-headed little dickhead..."
"Who thinks she's queen bee..."
"Babe, you're not... you're a fucking bitch... you're an actual bitch!"

[Chorus]
I'm a bald bitch
I'm a, I'm a bald bitch
I'm a thick-hipped, little tits
Gonna be a hit (shit)
I'm a bald bitch
Got your spit on my dick
Better wipe it off quick
'Cause your daddy wanna bit (uhuh)

[Verse 1]
I know it's nice to meet me
Please say hello discreetly
Don't ask to scratch the grass
Trespass and a bitch might act obscenely
Nuts, 'cause I don't like touching sweetie
Don't nudge the fuzz you'll get butchered, cheeky fuck
Poke a slut you'll get cut completely
This thorn crown formed through cuts (Hehe!)

[Pre-Chorus]
And I'll tell you somеthing for nothing, b
But your boy sure do like nutting, he
Sеnt me three DMs at like four AM
Thanks for telling me though, I needed reminding again
That I'm a
[Chorus]
I'm a bald bitch
I'm a, I'm a bald bitch
I'm a thick-hipped, little tits
Gonna be a hit, shit!
I'm a bald bitch
Got your spit on my dick
Better wipe it off quick
'Cause your daddy wanna bit

[Post-Chorus]
And your mummy wanna bit
And your cuzzy (Sissy) (Broski) wanna bit, shit
I'm a bald bitch
I'm a, I'm a bald bitch
And I'm never gonna stop
And I'm never gonna quit, shit
I'm a bald bitch
I'm a, I'm a bald bitch, bitch!

[Outro]
Huhehe, hehehe, hahahahhahahahahahahaha
[cough] ahhhhhhh
And your mummy wanna bit
Does she? Yeah, she does (Patooey!)
I'm a bald bitch
I'm a bald bitch, bitch