Yeah, though I may hack on you with friends down at the pub
You should know, my dear, that all your hear is done straight out of love
If I’m laughing, and I’m joking, and I’m having a good time
Know this smile’s only permissible with you heavy on my mind
Beside me, beneath my arm, you go so good with this cold beer
And later on when we get home, our neighbors will get to hear that

I do naughty things with you at bedtime
I do naughty things to you at bedtime
I do naughty things for you at bedtime
At bedtime, my naughty things
All to you, my naughty things
All for you, my naughty things
Just for you, my naughty things

The sun is setting low, the spoonbill rises from the East
The pink all on his belly is sort of, kind of neat
A face just like a monster, guess it gives me hope and heart
Because that idea applies to me, perhaps, and all my parts
Digging through the slough trying to find something to eat
And later on when we get home, I bet you’ll get to see that I do naughty things

The bed is sinking low, the sagging starts to show
Like it’s been a home to a thousand rodeos
Love to make you smile, running the endless mile
Changing the angle and alternating styles while I do naughty things
Let’s do naughty things all over bedtime
Let’s do naughty things all through bedtime