[Brain]
Through meticulous analysis of history
I will find a way to make the people worship me
By studying the conquerors of days gone by
I'll discover the mistakes that made them go awry

[Chorus]
So that you can make the same mistakes if you just try

[Brain]
By studying the past so carefully
I won't repeat the same mistakes of history

[Chorus]
You'll never make another mistake, you see
'cause you'll fall asleep from reading all that history

[Brain (spoken)]
Pay attention, Pinky

[Brain]
When Cleopatra reigned as Queen
With Roman leaders she was often seen
But when she had no ruling friend
She found a poison snake to bite her in the end