[Verse 1: Peter Frampton]
For the benefit of Mr. Kite
There will be a show tonight on trampoline
The Hendersons will all be there
Late of Pablo Fanques Fair, what a scene
Over men and horses, hoops and garters
Lastly through a hogshead of real fire
In this way Mr. K. will challenge the world

[Verse 2]
[Animaniacs]
The celebrated Mr. K
Performs his feat on Saturday at Bishopsgate
The Hendersons will dance and sing
As Mr. Kite flies through the ring, don't bе late
[Peter Frampton]
Messrs. K and H. assure thе public
Their production will be second to none
And of course Henry the Horse dances the waltz

[Verse 3]
[Peter Frampton]
The band begins at ten to six
When Mr. K. performs his tricks without a sound
[Mr. Kite]
And Mr. H. will demonstrate
Ten summer sets he'll undertake on solid ground
[Animaniacs]
Having been some days in preparation
A splendid time is guaranteed for all
And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill