[Chorus: PolitikZ, Pink Guy]
I have a small dick
I have a small dick
If you’re under 9 inches, you cannot pleasure women
(Hold up! Hold up! Hold up!)
I got a small dick, got a small dick
Yeah, got a small dick, got a small dick

[Verse 1: PolitikZ, Pink Guy]
I bet you didn’t know, about my small dick
I’m only 7 inches
Got a small dick
Yeah, it’s so small that I piss on my balls
It’s so small when it gets really cold
And my dick is only 7 inches long, and I’m ashamed, yeah
If you’re under 9 inches, you should die!
If you’re under 9 inches, you cannot pleasure women
Size always matters, it always matters

[Verse 2: Pink Guy]
Black lives matter too
Yeah, black lives matter too
Their dicks are way bigger, yeah
They’re so athletic
I wish I could play basketball, like a black man
And I wish I could satisfy my girl, like a black man
Black people look so cool in any outfit
Bathing Ape
[Bridge: Pink Guy]
I wish I could satisfy my girl like a black man
I wanna satisfy my girl like a black man
I wanna satisfy my girl like a black man
Only a black man can satisfy my girl

[Verse 3]
Black men can satisfy my girl, not my 7-inch dick
Only that 20-inch dick
I only watch pornos where the black man—