[Verse 1]
Oh, Olivia, I've looked through your photos
Seen your holidays and all your new cool clothes
In February you bleached your hair
My brunette just doesn't compare
Oh, Olivia, I think you're perfect
Critisizing you just isn't worth it
With a smile that just lights up the room
And your eyes the most perfect shade of blue

[Chorus]
I'm sure you're great
I know it's true
But, Olivia, I despise you

[Verse 2]
Do you know about me?
Did you think to ask
About all the ex lovers of
Your new boyfriend's past?
Did he tell you I'm crazy?
At least that's what he made me
When he stayed up all through the night
Texting you, but still calling me baby

[Chorus]
I'm sure you're great
I know it's true
But, Olivia, I despise you
[Bridge]
The room stops and stares as she walks by
Can't help but lose myself in her eyes
And I bought that dress of hers that you liked
Heard it's your favorite to take off at night
But it's not the same, I'll never be her
I'm just a star lost in her universe
I'm not fucking insane, I just wish I'm her
Olivia, remember that I had him first

[Chorus]
I'm sure you're great
I know it's true
But, Olivia, I despise you