[Verse 1]
Must be something in the water
Maybe twenty-something ain't that great, oh no
No, I ain't going to Harvard
But I can tell that something needs to change, needs to change, no
Maybe growing up got harder
And maybe we're not the only ones to blame, ones to blame
If you're just feeling darker
Then we probably should've fixed it yesterday, yesterday

[Chorus]
Oh, there's only two opinions on the TV
And a million different ways you should be eating
And everyone I know has troublе sleeping
A pill can fix you, oh, how convenient
And the album always еnds up disappointing
Pay a dollar ninety-nine 'cause ads annoy me
And my friends get on their phones when I tell stories
But I can't blame 'em, I'm kinda boring

[Verse 2]
Who created all the tension?
'Cause I swear it never used to be this way
Oh, no, no
Do it all for your attention
'Cause they know the longer that you listen
The more people that you hate, the more they're gonna make
[Chorus]
Oh, there's only two opinions on the TV
And a million different ways you should be eating
And everyone I know has trouble sleeping
A pill can fix you, oh, how convenient
And the album always ends up disappointing
Pay a dollar ninety-nine 'cause ads annoy me
And my friends get on their phones when I tell stories
But I can't blame 'em, I'm kinda boring

[Guitar solo]

[Bridge]
Oh, there's no!
You take your blame and we all know it's never changing
No!
It's overrated, thinking there's no way to save it so we try to paint it
Somewhere we don't have to hate it, no, but it's getting old

[Chorus]
When there's only two opinions on the TV
And a million different ways you should be eating
And everyone I know has trouble sleeping
A pill can fix you, oh, how convenient
And the album always ends up disappointing
Pay a dollar ninety-nine 'cause ads annoy me
And my friends get on their phones when I tell stories
But I can't blame 'em, I'm kinda boring