[NELLIE]
My doll is as dainty as a sparrow
Her figure is something to applaud
Where she's narrow, she's narrow as an arrow
And she's broad where a broad should be broad

A hundred and one pounds of fun
That's my little Honey Bun
Get a load of Honey Bun tonight

I'm speaking of my sweetie pie
Only sixty inches high
Every inch is packed with dynamite

Her hair is blonde and curly
Her curls are hurly-burly
Her lips are pips
I call her hips 'Twirly' and 'Whirly'

She's my baby, I'm her pap
I'm her booby, she's my trap
I am caught and don't wanna run
Cause I'm having so much fun with Honey Bun

A hundred and one pounds of fun
That's my litter Honey Bun
Get a load of Honey Bun tonight
I'm speaking of my sweetie pie
Only sixty inches high
Every inch is packed with dynamite

Her hair is blonde and curly
Her curls are hurly-burly
Her lips are pips
I call her hips 'Twirly' and Whirly'

I am caught and don't wanna run
'Cause I'm having so much fun with Honey Bun

I am caught and don't wanna run
'Cause I'm having so much fun with Honey Bun
Believe me Sonny
She's a cookie who can cook ya till you're done
Ain't being funny
Sonny put your money on my Honey Bun