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[Verse 1]
Young and healthy
Invincibility
Doesn't let you rest for very long
Self-reflection
Only adds to certainty
When you're waking up and feeling strong

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Sitting indoors, you deserve it all
Commercial says "30% OFF"
Looking for the keys, running to the car
The whole thing strikes me as bizarre

[Chorus]
When it all sinks in
Oh, oh, there's nothing funny
Yeah when you start thinking
Oh, oh, it's tragic, honey

[Verse 2]
You're resilient
Non-smoker, gluten free
Gotta like the odds you see
Any change shows
A lack of bravery
Not a patriotic quality